So what's been bothering me the week!

Hmm let's think!

Dear School Project

Why do you haunt me!

You hang round my neck like a dead weight!

I don't know how to start you or finish you

Infact I dislike you nearly as much as the school spellings

Not quite tho!

From a mum who thinks there is just too much homework
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Dear Baby Owl
I hope you are alright on the school roof,all by yourself
In the dark,cold,rainy,windy night
You should be in a nice warm bed,looking after your owner
Instead you are lost and alone and far away from home
We are hoping that the wind will blow you down and we will find you tomorrow
In the meantime be brave
all our love from your owner and his mum
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Dear So Called School Friends
I hope you are satisfied now you have thrown my sons toy on the school roof
You just had to do it didn't you
Thanks a million,what friends you are!
From a cross and angry mum
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Linking up with Kat from 3 Bedroomed Bungalow

Dear Charity Bag, 

Please look after the clothes I have put inside you, 

They belonged to my precious boys. 

Some of them had been worn by all the boys, This makes them a family heirloom. 

But I can't keep them,we haven't got the room.

And they could be keeping someone else warm,instead of being stuck in a loft 

Please find them good owners 

Love from a over sentimental mummy 

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Dear Blue/Green reversible coat,

I hope you find a new owner who takes care of you. 

All my 3 boys have worn you and I'm so sad to see you go. 

But my boys have out grown you now 

And you don't want to spend forever in a dark,dusty loft,do you?

Find a lovely little boy who will take you footballing,bike riding,splashing in puddles.

Wishing you luck and thanks for keeping my boys warm,

Love from all of us xx 

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Dear Man At Swimming Baths,

Please develop some patience! 

Pulling,dropping,shouting & smacking a small girl in a public shower is just not good enough! 

You are supposed to be a grown up,please behave like a responsible one! 

From a cross onlooker

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Linking up with Kat at 3 Bedroom Bungalow I love this meme and Im looking forward to seeing everyone elses letters.Due to half term and a wonky computer I only have 3 letters this week,judging by current events I will probably have a hundred next week!

Dear So And So

Dear Felt Tips,

Arghhh just what do you think you are doing!!!!

Out of the goodness of my heart I let you go to school with my youngest son and how do you repay me!?!

 You write on brand new school shirts!

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

I'am soooooooooooooo cross with you!

You are now BANNED from school until you learn to write on paper.

To the cupboard you go and DON'T come out !

from a very angry mummy!

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Dear School Water Bottle,

I do not want to seem unkind but I'm beginning to wonder what your point is!

Every day I fill you with fresh water and put you in a plastic bag in my sons school bag.

Every day you come back untouched.

So then I wash you again,rinse you out, dry you, freeze the middle bit of you that keeps you cool.

Then next morning it all begins again!

Why?

Is this not madness?

Please let me know...what is the point of you?

From a puzzled mum

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Dear Boys Who Play Rugby,

Why do you have to be so rough?

I would like my middle son to stay in one piece thank you!

Preferably with all his body parts intact!

And as for the state of his rugby shirt!The collar is ripped off!

And I'm supposed to mend that am I ?

Grr!

From a worried Mum

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Dear Mind,

You can do this.

Only 5 school days till half term!

Keep pushing on,it will all be ok!

From a optimistic owner

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Pop over to Kat's blog 3 bedroom bungalow

to read more Dear So and So letters

I absolutely love this meme! Its right up my street and if talking to inanimate objects and people who are not going to hear what I say is wrong so be it! I'm linking up with Kat at 3 Bedroom Bungalow to do Dear So And So


Dear Royal ballet,
Thank you for coming to my sons school to teach him and his classmates about ballet.
Of course there are a lot of mumblings and grumblings from the boys about you coming.
To be honest I don't think they want you at their school at all. But I think you are winning them around!
My son says he hates ballet but he seems to talk about it a lot and he shows me the moves you teach him,so something is going in! Keep up the good work

Love from a smirking mum
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Dear Lunchboxes,
I'm sorry,I really am, but from next week I'm going to not be taking as good care of you :-(
You must have noticed your owners treat me badly and leave the carefully made sandwiches and scoff all the good stuff!
Well I've had enough!
It's so disheartening to empty sandwiches that haven't even been unwrapped and I've tried everything I can to make them more appealing but to no avail. So it's either rubbish lunches or my sanity and I'm choosing my sanity,coz to be truthful I need it to survive.
From now on no more expensive bread,different sandwich fillers every day,best chicken,lovely ham. Instead I'm buying cheaper bread & just putting cheese on or nasty cheap ham. At least then they will have a dinner if they want but I won't be totally out of pocket and upset if they waste it,as they have been doing lately. Perhaps one day they may get fed up and ask for other stuff but until then cheaper sandwich lunches rule
Yours apologetically
  From a mum of teen boys who prefer junk food to my carefully made sandwiches
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Dear physio,
I'm sorry for my smallest boys behavior whenever he enters your room.
Its not acceptable that  he says he's bored (I think he means he finds it hard and can't be bothered) and he shouldn't roll when you say crawl and slide on his tummy when you ask him to crawl!
Of course I have told him to behave on many occasions, before we walk through your door and he always says he will, but the minute he walks through your door its as though he changes and he delights in doing everything awkwardly!
My apologies
From a highly embarrassed mother,grr!
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Looking forward to hearing everyone elses :-)